![]() I wanna see what happens if I taser this cantaloupe.ĪLL: Tase, tase, tase, tase, tase. MCGINTLEY: Hey! What the hell's going on here? I mean, McGintley wouldn't care about a messy desk or all these stupid rules. TERRY: What's insane is how you refuse to get with the program. I mean, a Captain on a minor vandalism case? It's insane. JAKE: So Holt's coming on my stakeout now? I made a mixtape with some very explicit rap on it, and now I can't sing along. And I see the letters "L", "R", "S", "T", "W", "E", and "B."ĪMY: So basically, everyone's first eight guesses in hangman? I see the color blue.ĬARLENE: And yellow. She's assistant manager at Leonard's designer shoes.ĬARLENE: Vision. Also, she can get you amazing deals on ladies' footwear. ![]() GINA: Okay, she's had visions which, frankly, science cannot account for. E.G., last week, she predicted I would have a sensuous encounter with a guy named Mark. I know I'm just a lowly civilian administrator, but I couldn't help overhearing you're looking for some missing drugs? As it turns out, my friend here, Carlene, is a psychic, and she's ready to help you.ĬARLENE: I do palms, tarot, and I have a degree in numerology from the internet. Interesting, huh?ĬHARLES: Well, it's surprising because you would think he had studied. JAKE: We? You're coming with me? Sir, with all due respect, I don't need backup.ĬHARLES: Oh, look at this. She wanted an SUV, but those things roll, man. TERRY: ‘Cause my wife doesn't like it either. ![]() TERRY: You all got a problem with my minivan? Meanwhile, I'll be waiting in an undercover vehicle here. I'm gonna plant a decoy squad car as bait. JAKE: Did you just say "genital-man"? Because if so, kudos, and yes, I have a plan. HOLT: I assume you have a plan to catch this gentleman. But what are those little round things at the bottom? HITCHCOCK: Oh, that's what he's been drawing. JAKE: And apparently, they won't stop until there's a penis drawn on every cop car in Brooklyn. JAKE: Well, there's no easy way to put this, Sarge, but someone has been painting wieners on squad cars. TERRY: Peralta, brief us on the vandalism case. Santiago, where are we with the Jay Street drug bust?ĪMY: There are 12 keys of coke unaccounted for, but we just got a warrant to search the dealer's apartment. TERRY: Okay, detectives, let's get started. HOLT: Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together now. JAKE: "Algernon." "You guys, Algernon's back." HOLT: You also have more mice living in your desk than any other detective. JAKE: So I won't confuse it with "undies, clean." Also, who cares about all these rules? I have more felony arrests than any other detective here. HOLT: This folder is labeled "undies, dirty.” The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Here are three cases with sloppy paperwork. HOLT: You also mislabeled the evidence, so that confession is worthless if the sergeant hadn't caught your mistake. HOLT: Let's start with the Kristov murder. Everyone? Gather round, so I can call out Peralta in front of you. Oh, come on, really? I'm a few minutes late, so you're gonna call me out in front of everyone? JAKE: Which reminds me, I'm gonna need a new departmentally issued phone. HOLT: You're three minutes late, Peralta. Just what I wanna see first thing in the morning. If you want to see true horror from losing dogs to blackmailing friends, then look no further.JAKE: Ah, Captain. This article will dive beyond the heroics of our favourite characters from Brooklyn 99 and bring their worst crimes, lies and deceptions to the surface. While it's nice to remember the heroic (and hilarious) things the characters have done though, it can often be forgotten that they've also had their fair share of horrible, selfish and downright evil moments. Newsfeeds across the globe were littered with hilarious moments from the 99th precinct, from Jake getting a police line up to sing Backstreet Boys to Diaz tripping on flu medicine. It's no surprise to hear that this classic cop comedy was a smash hit from the very start, considering it boasted the combination of an incredible cast and a genius writing team consisting of the creators of both Parks and Rec and The US Office (Dan Goor and Michael Schur).ĭespite its popularity, however, the TV gods have decided to call time on the plucky police pals after 8 seasons and 150 episodes (seriously, couldn't they have at least them them finish on season 9 episode 9?!) When the news broke, social media went mad with people calling for it to be picked up by another network whilst others reminisced about their favourite moments from the bullpen.
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